rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

make me choose

youkeepmyoldscarf asked: ours or starlight?

"It’s not theirs to speculate if it’s wrong and your hands are tough but they are where mine belong in. I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you. ‘Cause I love the gap between your teeth and I love the riddles that you speak. And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored because my heart is yours."

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

keds:

Enter here to nominate your friend for a chance to win a photo opp with taylorswift at our next photo shoot!  

 

keds:

Enter here to nominate your friend for a chance to win a photo opp with taylorswift at our next photo shoot!  

 

whatamarveloustune13:

whatamarveloustune13:

Sad news: Taylor’s twitter link is no longer in her twitter bio.

Mark the day: April 21, 2014

whatamarveloustune13:

whatamarveloustune13:

Sad news: Taylor’s twitter link is no longer in her twitter bio.

Mark the day: April 21, 2014

herooflife:

herooflife:

fifteen minute until pI ZZa

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I iAM EXIITCITe

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PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR

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i am not weiarng pant 

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ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

mysteryyoullneversolve:

but the best bit was when he openly stared at her ass just before saying this.

"I have zero self-control in kitchen stores."