calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
youkeepmyoldscarf asked: ours or
"It’s not theirs to speculate if it’s wrong and your hands are tough but they are where mine belong in. I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you. ‘Cause I love the gap between your teeth and I love the riddles that you speak. And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored because my heart is yours."
*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap
*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*
Sad news: Taylor’s twitter link is no longer in her twitter bio.
Mark the day: April 21, 2014
fifteen minute until pI ZZa
I iAM EXIITCITe
PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR
i am not weiarng pant
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
but the best bit was when he openly stared at her ass just before saying this.